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Can he fix your dating life? Yes, he can!
Each date is carefully planned with you in mind, combining Tobobâs knack for creativity with activities that suit your interests. Whether itâs a casual stroll through the city, a surprise outing, or a themed date night, expect the unexpected!
From tokens of affection to unique experiences, Tobobâs attention to detail ensures that every date feels special. Whether itâs a nod to something you love or a creative twist on a classic idea, Tobobâs gestures are sure to make a lasting impression.
Beyond the fun and games, Tobob is all about building a real, meaningful connection. With thoughtful conversations and a genuine interest in getting to know you, every moment spent together will feel authentic and heartfelt.
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AC (First Date)
“Tobob was fun. I think he may have cheated in the shooting but he made excellent dinner company, hopefully he is âbossierâ if there is a next time.”
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AC (SECOND DATE)
“Tobob was lovely again and a proper gent. (…) Would go again. Thanks for dumplings.”
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AC (Third Date)
“Once again a good dating experience. (…) Iâll plan a nice walk and dinner Saturday afternoon. Be ready for mild/moderate intensity.”
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AC (Fourth Date)
“I took Tobob on an invigorating walk! His preparedness for my every injury or ailment surpassed expectations…”
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AC (FIFTH Date)
“Super optional low key date was not low key or optional but a low sleep endurance event. Tobob is not a natural sharer of blankets…”
Curious about what itâs like to date a German gent like Tobob? Wonder no more!
Forget the fashionably late entranceâhe’ll be there before youâve even started contemplating which shoes to wear. Germans take punctuality very seriously, so if youâre running late, heâs probably already at the pub, sipping on a perfectly poured pint and checking his watch with a look that says, “Time waits for no oneâexcept maybe you.”
Letâs put it this wayâif you canât tell a pilsner from a lager, you might want to brush up. Germans have a deep love affair with their beer, and while heâll never force you to drink it, knowing your brews could score you some major points. But don’t worry, heâll still respect you if you order a G&T or mojito.
You might feel like youâve swiped right on a human user manual. Germans love their rules and efficiency, whether itâs planning a holiday itinerary down to the last second or ensuring that the recycling is done with military precision. Donât be surprised if he has a system for everything including datingâjust sit back and enjoy the smooth, well-oiled ride.
Contrary to popular belief, Germans do have a sense of humourâitâs just dryer than your average British sarcasm. Expect clever wordplay delivered with the straightest of faces. If he makes a joke and doesnât crack a smile, donât worry, heâs not a robotâheâs just subtly testing if youâre paying attention.
Get ready to embrace the great outdoors! Germans love their fresh air and physical activities, so donât be surprised if the odd casual date turns into a 10-mile hike with “just a few hills.”
You might need to brace yourselfâGermans arenât exactly known for their love of orderly queues. Theyâre more likely to efficiently bypass a line if they see an opportunity. If your inner Brit is crying out for queue justice, take a deep breath and remember that theyâre just optimising the situation. Try to see it as a chance to improve your own strategic positioning!
While he probably wonât expect you to spout Goethe-level German poetry, tossing in a Guten Tag here and there wonât hurt. However, be preparedâhe might insist on teaching you a few phrases, and it might be less “Ich liebe dich” and more “Schadenfreude.” Just smile, nod, and remember that language learning can be part of the fun!
Donât be shocked if he doesnât fully appreciate the sacred British tea ritual. Germans are serious about their coffee, and your afternoon Earl Grey might get replaced by a strong black brew that could wake the dead. If you can convert him to a proper cuppa, consider it a major relationship victoryâjust be prepared for a counter-campaign to get you hooked on espresso.
Yes, it’s entirely possible. Germans have a curious fondness for pairing socks with sandals, and while it might cause you to raise an eyebrow, itâs all part of the package. Consider it a quirky charm and an opportunity to introduce him to the wonders of British fashion. If he resists, just rememberâhe probably thinks your wellies-with-everything look is equally baffling!
If youâre wondering why your German date hasnât made a move faster than a snail on a leisurely stroll, welcome to the world of slow-and-steady wooing. Itâs a bit like the song Aurelie by Wir Sind Helden, where poor French expat Aurelie struggles to understand why the German guys arenât making any quick moves. Heâs not rushing things because Germans like to build a strong connection first. If heâs spending time with you, itâs a good sign, even if he hasnât swooped in for a kiss by date two.